There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

hahahahaha thats not funny

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

I would rape her

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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