- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

Pinus Testicles

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Knock Knock Go Away

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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