- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Knock Knock Go Away

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Get in the car.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

Pinus Testicles

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

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