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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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