Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

No.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

Some people like melon and others like soup.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

At least I dont have AIDS.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Womens rights !

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