How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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? I hate niiggers ?

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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Women's rights

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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