What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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