- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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