- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

A man made a sandwich.

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

Your existance.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

the love boat

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

toast points

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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