What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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how may i help you

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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