Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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