Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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your life

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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