Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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Women's rights.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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Jews

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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Anti Joke

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