Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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JFK

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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69

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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British Dentistry

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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