Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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Mitch

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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Flop dog

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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