Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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matt shut up

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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Anti Joke

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