A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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