- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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