- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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