- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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