Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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