- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

Anal cheese curds.

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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