In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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Kittens.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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Bin Laden is dead.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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boobs

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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your life

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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women's lacrosse.

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