What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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Women's rights.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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two fish are in a tank.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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Hey

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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