- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

Lets go Detroit Pistons!

What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

the chicken whent boomand then died

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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