Oh, I must be hearing things.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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The glass is half an hour.

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Anti Joke

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