Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Go away.

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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World peace

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Avery has crabs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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