Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Gadaffi

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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i wish i was a tree !

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A black person in the NHL

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Hi colton

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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Y2K

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