Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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you are gay

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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lol

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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i heart wiener

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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Anti Joke

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