What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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