A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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