- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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