- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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