- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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