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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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