Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Your're racist.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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NEVER

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Anti Joke

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