- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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