- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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