- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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