- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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