Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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