- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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