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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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