A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Dude man, I'm high...

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Anti Joke

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