Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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