What's stupid a light bulb.

Albino African Americans

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

what do you call a black chef glendon

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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