Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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