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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Women deserve equal rights.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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