What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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69.... is a number

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Guess what? SHADAP

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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