Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Your mom.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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